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Sodomy Is Not A Good Way To Wake Up

written by Andrew
at 5:54 pm
on February 28, 2008
in Funny, Paranoia, Ridiculous
2 comments

My wake up schedule is something like this:

  1. I have Alarm Clock (http://www.robbiehanson.com/alarmclock/) running on my iMac at all times so I can easily set up
    alerts and, of course, alarms.
  2. At precisely 8:40 AM, my Alarm Goes off and plays my iPhone Playlist, which currently has around 900 songs from every frickin genre known to man.
  3. I usually snooze in 10 minute intervals until 9:20, unless a song comes on that I particularly like and then I’ll lay there half awake, but still rockin out.

Today I heard a song that started off with some bells, drums, and a strumming guitar. It wasn’t the metal that makes me angry to wake up to, so I let it play out as I drifted in an out of slumber. Shortly thereafter I heard the line “Sodomy is such a part of you”, which violently woke me up.  How could something so blatantly homosexual be in my playlist? Using my hands to shield my back side, frightened and alone, I pulled the covers back up to my eyes.

I realized that the song was Disarm by the Smashing Pumpkins and when my mind actually kicked on, I recalled that the true lyrics are “Inside of me and such a part of you” (which still could also suggest sodomy, ironically). Regardless, the way he sings it REALLY sounds like sodomy.

I’ve removed that song from my wake up list and triumphantly yelled “No Homo!”.

~Fin~


From The Bottom Of A Bunker, To You

written by Andrew
at 2:58 pm
on June 10, 2006
in Audioblog, Blogger, Bomb, Crazy, Joke, Paranoia, The Rapture
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about this

So little to say and so much time… Here goes something….

My name is Andrew to everyone who knows me and nothing to the people who don’t. I rarely feel inclined to write about myself and this small text blurb is no exception. I’m a film maker, of sorts. A designer, of sorts. A musician, of sorts. A photographer, of sorts. An armada of etceteras march behind these four generals.

The point I’m trying to make is that I enjoy art in all of it’s forms, and try my best to creatively express myself in every medium I take a liking towards. As always, things like life get in the way of being a non-stop idea factory, but that life is something that I’m thoroughly enjoying at the moment.

It consists of my beautiful girlfriend who I am very much in love with, a job that pays me well to do work that I would otherwise be doing for free, and a family and friends that I wouldn’t trade the world for. It’s safe to assume that I’m walking on air/over water/atop mountain peaks (pick one… hell, pick all three).


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